condom pocket

Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.

"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"

"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"

by taylor bogner March 27, 2008

condom sucker

a person who is really pissing you off and you just decide to call them a condom sucker!

you are such a condom sucker!

by hannah-marie alana morgan May 11, 2009

condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

by Insidivs February 21, 2010

Condom Hair

This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.

Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.

by imnotstupidenoughtogiveoutmyname February 16, 2007

condom

an important tool to pimps!!!

I felt like a pimp when i used a condom.

by malitia July 4, 2008

Cincinnati Condom

When a guy sprinkles cocaine on his penis and it's sucked off.

It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.

by Christian Cancer September 29, 2008

Condom Cake

A girl that has had more condoms in her than Annabel Chong

"Last Night We All Got Together And Gangbanged That Slut... Totally Made Her Ass A Condom Cake!"

by LardDick4Skin August 26, 2009