wicked clown

A wickedly funny, insane jester that is willing to chop your nugget off just for shits and giggles. A wicked clown's insanity serves a purpose though: to hold up a mirror to all of your fucked up actions in this life, thereby, hopefully, showing you the error of your ways. See also clown.

You can't run from the psychotic wicked clown!

by Aintyo Bidness August 14, 2003

clown job

A clown job is when a man with facial hair on the chin gives oral to another man while his facial hair tickles the testicles of the man receiving, thus making him laugh like a clown would. (also referred to as: tickle me Gaymo)

That gay bitch made me laugh my ass off while he gave me a clown job.

by Jamey Drew May 21, 2008

Punch the clown

playing the skin flute.

Joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.

by Dakota1 March 19, 2008

daddy clown

A dork who has achieved cult status with the clueless.

That daddy clown doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Grasshoppah June 3, 2004

Sucko the Clown

Know best for his utterly anticlimactic magic tricks; his not very funny jokes, and the ability to piss off just about anyone yet managing to gain applause at the end of his act. Sucko the Clown ruled the underground Vaudeville and Cabaret circuit from 1995 to 2001. Then literally vanished off the face of the earth. It was rumored that he became a Mexican Luchador by the name of Don Bobby Oso El Piaso Supremo and then later a boxer. But these are rumors.

Did you see Sucko the Clowns act last nite at La Val's Underground...it sucked.

by Unfamous clowns April 15, 2007

punchin the clown

for a male to masturbate

johnny punched his clown after the hot date.

by jim white May 14, 2005

clown walkin

People tryin to c-walk really fast. And the faster you move, the more you look like a clown!

"that's not c-walkin, that's clown walkin"

by winsten June 13, 2006