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Venture Capitalist

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.
Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.
by rocketman1000 July 15, 2009
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Captain

The Social Athlete who has the weekend planned out on Tuesday and is the guy who makes ALL the decisions.
"Captain Alex has just texted me seven times checking that I'll be out on Saturday. Calm the f^@# down".
by TheAthlete November 2, 2014
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Capt'n Hector

A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.
Why did he spell it Capt'n Hector rather than Cap'n Hector like it is in the game?
by The Masked Clock April 5, 2003
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captain dip shit

Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.
Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!
by OtterChic April 25, 2006
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captain gemy

Girls who typically have the name Angela in the real world. Girls who typically are Geminis. Girls who drink to much Captain Morgan and loose sight of the world around them. Oh, and they usually like to take a multiple pictures of the same thing.
Yo man, look at that girl, she's messed up she's must be a Captain Gemy.
by CBD3155 August 17, 2006
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Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.
8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."
by Martyisruling December 8, 2007
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Captain Old Spice

A worthy sea captain who constantly scores plenty of pussy.
a.k.a a modern Pimp.
Man...he's soo cool we nicknamed him Captain old Spice.

Chuck Noris is a Captain old Spice.
by Captain Old Spice January 22, 2009
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