Cutting the log

After taking a big shit thats very lengthy then stand up and peeing on it trying to cut it in half. From South Park

Kenneth tried to cutting the log but failed.

by BigHardDump December 12, 2012

Rotten Cotton

Wiping a cottonball on a sweaty ballsack and tossing it at an unsuspecting victim

I just hit bill in the face with a rotten cotton

by Czszombie May 13, 2018

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

by KMT83 December 24, 2011

Cotton Mouth

The act of eating out a female while she has a tampon in, literally resulting in a mouth full of cotton

Mary, who was menstrating, was starting to get eaten out by Joe but Joe had to quit quickly because he got bad cotton mouth.

by 7Raulphie December 18, 2009

Picking Cotton

When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

by Decafpancakes December 2, 2016

Cuttin' Up

ACTING sloppy/floored/trashed after a few drinks, generally to gain attention or try to seem cool. This often results in your bro's getting pissed.

Guy 1: Dude is Jay fucked up? We've been here for an hour.
Guy 2: Na dude, he's cuttin' up so hard. I watch that bitch have 3 beers and that's it.
Guy 1: Fuck him dude, we're not bringing him anymore. He's embarrassing as shit.

by GirlsTokeLax November 30, 2011

Cutting Ass

An act where an individual engages in self harm in their nether regions.

Nadine: bro, did you see edriss?
Sadaf: no? What's wrong
Nadine: he's cutting his ass in the bathroom mirror.

Edriss: THOSE ARE MY STRETCH MARKS!
Nadine: we saw you cutting ass!

by AssCuttingProvention.org October 4, 2018