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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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Departmental out-cross

The opposite of department-cest. Dating/fucking someone outside your academic department. Usually applied in reference to graduate students.

From the genetics term "outcross" referring to a mating between individuals from two different linages or populations.
Damn, you have screwed every chick in the department aside from your officemates! Time for a departmental out-cross!
by Mike4587 December 2, 2010
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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Criss cross Applesauce

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob
by Hdycmwifmec January 8, 2018
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star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.
by jd July 26, 2004
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crossing the river styx

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.
1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.
by Andy January 30, 2005
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wet gap crossing

When two heterosexual best friends are standing nut to butt and the guy behind pisses between the guys legs in front of him while giving him a reach around. But this is not gay because they are expediting the culminating event.
JT walks into the porta-potty to jerk off; his buddy MR. Bob walks in behind him and performs a wet gap crossing.
by Bob the builder #3 August 19, 2017
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