crazy hexler

(n) any person who is mentally derranged, has no friends and desperatley tries to aquire them through means of acting like them, aka a wannabe, a suicide in the making or a freakazoid

Val is one crazy hexler, she wants to be cool so bad she went to the christian club in tears asking how to be sexy and seductive.

by sexy and seductive December 14, 2008

Crazy Baker

A Fucking Retarded Maniac

"You're one Crazy Baker"

by Carson CCCCBAKE November 25, 2007

crazy bisquit

a person who acts utterly random and hillarious

fude: make sure u dont sit on the armchair
lindsey: ur a crazy bisquit

by shafreaka April 16, 2008

Crazy on my ass

To act normal at the beginning of a relationship and spontaneously or gradually losing your basic abilities of common sense and in turn become psychotic.

My friend and I were tight friends until we moved in together and he went crazy on my ass.

by Photo Bombee August 14, 2008

Crazy J and Shan the Man

A remarkably good looking, intelligent, and desirable duo hailing from Western Pennsylvania. The two share a biting wit and undeniably good taste. They are better than most other people, but are friendly and sociable with those not as blessed, nonetheless. This duo comes as a package deal and are rarely seen apart, though, on such rare occasions, if engaged in conversation they will undoubtedly only converse about the other.

Dude, did you see Crazy J and Shan the Man today? They're so fucking rad.

by ylyayp4eva October 8, 2008

Crazy cat lady

A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.

Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!

Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.

by crazycatlady1109 August 1, 2018

Crazy Train

A hooker, or prostitute who gets paid more than $40 to sleep with seven mental institution patients at the same time

I hired a hooker to do a "crazy train" with my inmates.

by Killa1992 January 28, 2010