Midnight Candy

The act in which you tell a 14 year old girl you want to have sex with her

"Damn she's only 14 but she's so hot I'm gonna midnight candy her"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 19, 2017

Lap Candy

Very similar to arm candy, but the lady sits on the man's lap. The lady can be going out with the man, or she just decided to sit there, making the guy look cooler.

Wow was Cassidy Jack's lap candy last night?

Yeup Jack looked pretty cool with Cassidy on his lap.

by MGunner December 11, 2011

Siamese Candy

When two pieces of candy are stuck together forming one bigger piece. Candy can also be subsituted for the type of candy you are eating. For example: Siamese Skittle, Siamese Mike and Ike, Siamese Milk Dud, ect.

Dude 1: "Hey man, can I have a skittle?"
Dude 2: "Sure."
Dude 1: "Eww, I dont want this piece."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with it?"
Dude 1: "It's Siamese Candy."

by Jared77 June 23, 2009

Fan Candy

An edible gift sent to a company from a fan. Typically takes the form of nuts, chocolate or mixed treats. Employees are often hesistant to eat it at first but that hesistancy subsides once the afternoon snack cravings kick in.

Coworker 1: "Hey, I am going to run to the vending machines, you want anything"
Coworker 2: "Didn't you hear, someone sent us some fan candy! Why don't you just hit that?"
Coworker 1: "Ahhh, I don't know...what if they poisoned it or something?"
Coworker 2: "Relax, you are paranoid. They sent chocolate covered coffee beans and curried nuts. I've been eating them all afternoon!"

by fan_candy_fan January 28, 2010

Eye candy

Something that is fun to look at or see

Guy 1: what are you playing?
Guy 2: Battlefield 1
Guy 1: looks fun

Guy 2: yeah it has a lot of eye candy

by Savagecabbage29 April 23, 2017

Candied Apple

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.

My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

Candy Pound

Meaning to be in love with two people at the same time.

"I'm falling for Dixie again, but I still have strong feelings for Renae. Why do I have to have the Candy Pound?"

by Cody L. Ripperger June 14, 2008