Boys Suck Cake Day

This holiday originated February 8, 2004 by the lovely ladies of Merrick, Long Island. It is a day to celebrate how shitty the opposite sex can be whether you're in a relationship or not. On this day, it is your right to buy a cake, preferably w. nuts so you can crunch them, with the words "Boys Suck Cake" written across the top and eat the entire thing by just digging in.

"Sweet, Boys Suck Cake Day is next week! I'll order the cake from Baskin Dunkin w. pralines ice cream and vanilla cake, and you make sure all the girls are coming over around 7 to celebrate! :] "

" BSCD is the greatest holiday ever !! "

" Boys SUCK CAKE, on FEB EIGHT ! "

Boys Suck Cake Day by Colette Heefner February 27, 2008

hot caesar pleaser 

After receiving head, a man finishes across the forehead of his lady friend. This will give the lucky lady the appearance of a Greek grass crown.

Barbara felt dignified and regal after receving her first Hot Caesar Pleaser.

hot caesar pleaser by Mike Gayner April 14, 2005

ghetto cake crumbs 

rat turds

Check out those 2 niglets fighting over ghetto cake crumbs.

ghetto cake crumbs by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Cake Texting

a more inconspicuous way to talk a female, rather than regular caking on the phone around all your homies, cake texting can be silent conversation along with button mashing on your phone.

Rich:why are you mashing your buttons over there?
Andy:nothing just texting
Rich; you seem excited, seems like cake texting to me!

Cake Texting by Ya Boy Trax June 6, 2010

Cake Muscles 

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.

yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!

Cake Muscles by Black Cocks December 8, 2010

butter cake 

Only the greatest cake in the world! Found only in Philly. This cake is thin, gooey, deliciousness that tastes like 90% pure butter. Posers who try to make this cake are wack it has no comparison!

Yo that butter cake from philly was fantastic!

butter cake by granny5 August 5, 2008

caesura 

a caesura is a climatic pause during a play added to bring suspense just before something important happens

the caesura was way too long

caesura by Sofo October 9, 2004