girlfriend button

For any unknowing virgins out there, you fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your fucking video game controller!!

The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.

(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)

Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.

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by BioMenace December 9, 2008

rusty brown button

an asshole that hasnt been wahsed or cleaned for 7-10 years

fuk kid, i was gon score this hoooot ass, when i saw she had a rusty brown button!!!!

by sackcrusher9 October 11, 2006

push the button

To make oneself throw up by putting a finger down ones throat. Possibly after a heavy drinking session.

I've drunk too much, I'm going to have to push the button down the toilet or I won't get to sleep.

by charlesmcguffy October 23, 2007

Buttons

A name one calls a dog when one does not know the real name of a dog.

"C'mere Buttons! cmon!"
"His name is Sparky..."
"Atta boy buttons!"

by Shabadoo May 5, 2003

Button up

"button up" mean put an end to it.

Woman, I don't want to hear it again - button up.

by Striker99 December 22, 2018

Button Hook

Sprinkling a line of cocaine around the circumference of the belly button, which is then sniffed up from going from left to right. Thus performing a Button Hook.

It reached a point in the festival where doing cocaine the old fashioned way was not exciting anymore. The Button Hook provided a perfect injection of excitement and wonder back into the festivities.

by Party Marty Party Pants June 26, 2021

orange button

A difficult task or situation requiring expert skill to overcome. Stems from the skill required to advance to "hard" or "expert" levels in the Guitar Hero video game series.

I'm seeing two women at once. Making sure that they don't find out about each other is a bit of an orange button.

by Eddie Knox January 10, 2009