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Bullshit

Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)

"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."

Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018
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Frabble-knackeng-bullshit

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.

Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking
Hitler was a good guy” Jim said to his son.
“That’s Frabble-knackeng-bullshit” he responded
by JimmyJamez1212 April 5, 2024
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white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.
*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019
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Bullshit

When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.
Me: What happened over the past night was bullshit!
Friend: It sure as Hell was
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froggerknockle bullshit

The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!
Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!
by Fuck the Pack January 19, 2020
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Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.
Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.
by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021
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Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
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