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Brian's Penis

Brian's Penis
by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020
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Brian Hicks

Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
I heard on the news last night there was a Brian Hicks sighting in Batesville,Arkansas
by NBreezii June 5, 2019
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brian purcell

An honest person with a heart of gold and very sexual you know your on for a treat when you have a Purcell in your life
I am lucky I have a Brian purcell
by Soapy101 February 8, 2018
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Brian

A guy who bitch made and will cut you off three days later after saying he wants something in the future with you. Fuck Brian.
Me: I want someone new to talk to tbh
Friend: DONT GO BACK TO BRIAN.
by joceee November 20, 2023
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brian wheeler

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh
by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017
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Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart
"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."
by Bibgeans May 13, 2025
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Brian

A big lipped bastard living in his grand mother's basement being rude on the internet to others.
Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.
by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021
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