betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

north bretton

North Bretton is the ghetto of peterborough.
It is one of the most controversial places around..

It holds the only ice rink in peterborough!

Lets go to north bretton and hang around the pyramid

by rachel ashurst December 1, 2007

better run bitch

When you have to run as fast as you can from someone who is going to kick your ass

1. "Hey I fucked your girlfriend yesterday." "Brb!" "What?" " Better Run Bitch!!!"

by Sorry mate August 24, 2015

Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.

"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."

by erinn windsor April 16, 2009

i can do it better

"i can do it better" is something someone would say before they try to perfect what you were doing but fail miserably

looks like they're really good at that, i bet i can do it better

by i can do it better May 14, 2016

Better Than Ezra

a band from louisiana named after a former members grandfather. his name was ezra.

Better than Ezra exists.

by publius bloatalus July 31, 2005