Mighty Boof

A type of strong-ass weed from sajmon that knocks you out.
There are rumors that the mighty boof is laced by bouffalant himself.
Mighty Boof is v2's ancestor.
"Mighty boof got me high af!"
"Hey, you got any more mighty boof?"
by bouffalant May 15, 2021
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Boof Down

To have an intense smoke session with a group of friends
Y’all wanna come out here and boof down real quick
by Ratchet girls only November 03, 2018
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Nurgle Boofing

The fine act of using a dead animal carcass as the delivery method for anal consumed drugs
O man last night was wild I can't believe we used that skunk we hit with the car to Nurgle boof all that K we had in the trunk. What a epic Nurgle boofing night.
by JIMRAYNER July 10, 2024
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Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
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zesty boof

A term that describes a zesty person who is goofy and weird.
Tindal is such a zesty boof.”
by Zestybooof455 April 03, 2023
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Boof Star

Short for, Boof Star Global Industries, a corporation for good.
Boof Star is global infotainment company and religious organization dedicated to the Boof. It has attracted a cult like following of boof and boofing enthusiasts.
Followers of the Boof Star are commonly referred to as lil boofies. To join, you must accept the boof and share it. Sharing will increase your lifespan.

You can accept the boof yourself by following @boofstarx on Instagram or at boofstar.com
Accept the boof and share it, my lil boofy! Only then will Boof Star grant you longer life.
by FatherBoof November 23, 2021
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boofed

being really anxious but also too lazy to do anything about it
I’m so boofed right now.

Yes, Emily looks super boofed.
by pfooted December 12, 2021
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