Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021

Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.

Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.

by Dinglebear April 30, 2022

In n out blumpkin

Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.

We were so fucked last night. that in n out blumpkin will be one for the books.

by LeftTwixBar222222 November 7, 2022

Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."

Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.

by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022