BOGO Block

When your friend refuses to eat at a restaurant with you, which prevents you from taking advantage of a buy-one, get-one free situation.

I was trying to go to Cane's for lunch, but Andrew BOGO Blocked me.

by BOGOBLOCKER February 16, 2010

Parchesie Block

When you are driving on a 2 lane road/highway and the two cars in front of you are pacing each other and you are unable to pass them.

A similiar situation to when you are playing the game of Parchesie and you can block your opponent from moving around the board when 2 of your color pawns occupy the same space

Oh man! Look at this Parchesie block! I can't even go around them. One of them better move or I'm gonna explode!

by msbitch June 18, 2009

Dry Blocking

Dry Blocking is the indirect form of cock blocking. Dry blocking is to cock blocking what dry snitching is to snitching.

I was working on this girl but my roommate was dry blocking me by watching TV in the living room.

by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010

Exegeter's Block

Very similar to Writer's Block or to Reader's Block except it is when you can't seem to get around to Exegeting certain passages of scripture because it's been assigned as a rediculously long homework assignment.

teacher:"Have you even started your homework yet? Or are you procrastinating?"

me: "I'm not procrastinating; I just have this massive exegeter's block!"

by smelly mely May 17, 2009

Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them

Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!

by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009

Gossip block

When you can't think of anything to say in person; similar to writer's block.

Hey man, you talk nonstop online, but in person you never say a thing!
Sorry dude, but i have a bad case of Gossip block.

by dublcheez June 14, 2010

song blocked

Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.

I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.

by mr.iowa August 21, 2010