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fartic blast

A huge fart, one so big the furniture shakes
Dude, I just felt the couch shake from your fartic blast!
by ANW May 4, 2015
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Baha Blast

The intense cumshot you receive from a donkey or caravan migrant while on holiday in Cabo San Lucas or Tijuana.
Damn Bro I'm still recovering from my Baha Blast, cant say I wont do it again but im gonna have this black eye and a rash for a while.
by BigMac94 February 28, 2019
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Fart Blasting

The act of spreading your ass cheeks apart in order to amplify the sound of a fart.
Johny was fart blasting me today and it was disgusting!
by Deadeyestink October 4, 2019
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Anxiety Blast

When out of nowhere, you suddenly have major anxiety where you start having major Hollywood sass. An example of an anxiety blast is Starkeeesha, she never had sass before she had an anxiety blast. Now she is working for the Illuminati as her job is to kill specific targets.
Person 1: OMG I SO MAD
Person 2: You seem to be angry, how long has this happened?
Person 1: AUGHHHH
Person 2: I think you had an anxiety blast
Person 1: NO I DIDN'T GURLLL
Person 2: We must get rid of this right away, you are already acting like Starkeeesha.
Person 1: OK U LITTLE PUSSSSSY GURRRL
Person 2: Oh no.
by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017
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baha blast

from 7/11 and it will change the way you look at things in life its like a drug
i just got done drinking my big baha blast and it just mest me up
by juish hitler February 5, 2018
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Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.
You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.
by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020
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grandma blasting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female senior citizen or mother of a child in which that child had another child.
Person A: "Where have you been?"
Person B: "I've been grandma blasting, bro!"
by GrandmaBlaster September 3, 2012
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