Blake

They say he’s thick but that’s some gay shit . He has a big dick .He is funny and weird. He is mentally retarded.He has a toe fetish on thursdays. He is attractive and will rub on girls cheeks with ketchup. He can dress and he will bust a big nut if you make him (only girls).

Wow you sound retarded, yea you can die in a whole must be a Blake.

by 🥱 December 1, 2019

Kara Blake

A girl who everyone likes and is smart as well as cute. Don't bring cheesecake around her though. She'll book it if she even hears about it.

Kara Blake stole my feckin cheesecake! - Nick, Renowned Bagel Snatcher

by Nigel G. Brown October 20, 2020

Blake

Blakes are normally found on the west coasts of England due to their anglo saxon heritage. Blakes are normally short and tubby in their younger years and remain that way until death but their is a 0.0000001 percent chance they turn into a giga chad

"Ayo look in man's direction i hear Blake"

by Blobfishyfingers February 13, 2022

Blake Syndrome

Perpetual misery

Wow he’s got Blake syndrome

by Royce Clark August 12, 2018

Blake

Strong

Blake is strong

by Celestia Morales January 22, 2022

blake and jake

Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.

I think Blake and Jake are sexy.

by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020

Blake goodrum

Plasterer extrordinair, unrivalled in talent & determination

Nothing is impossible for the unlimited & unrivalled talents of the one & only Blake Goodrum

by Blaketsnake August 3, 2017