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Pow! Ohh dang he really bite that Mille person. RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! He's a master of Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy!
by Joseph Harris February 23, 2008
mugGet the Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuymug.
A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
mugGet the I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack offmug.
This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.
Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.
by icewallow_come October 2, 2020
mugGet the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combomug.

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.
Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020
mugGet the Salmon bitemug.

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.
mugGet the Hippo Bitemug.

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