Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"

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by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009

Bendiness

1.The amount of bend, or curvature, present in a particular object. Commonly used in scientific circles in reference to trees. It is uncommon but still correct to use it to refer to flexibility as well as constant curvature.

2.It can also be used informally to refer to less a less literal lack of straightness in non-physical things.

1.That cottonwood is a 5 on the bendiness scale.

2.He had a certain bendiness to his ethics.

by Wordsmith J December 2, 2009

Bendigoes

Small crab like creatures that live in Puerto Rico, off shore in sand bars. They scurry out of their little holes to crawl on you when you are not suspecting it.

Also used as a an noun to describe anything else small or pitiful.

That little bendigoes just crawled across my hand!

Poor Bendigoes.

by bendigoeman February 15, 2010

bendersky

1. a person who eats too much candy, therefore causing puss like pockets on their face

2. someone creepy who lurks around stores/malls/parking lots/ bathrooms to creep on anyone in sight.. normally stands 1 inch away from you drooling over your shoulder from behind while swinging their keys and chewing milkyways in your ear

Kaptain: Hey! who left a trail of milkyway wrappers?

Jim: It was that bendersky. I saw him trying to rub on some old biddies outside the womans bathroom.

by theKAPTAINmakesithappen March 23, 2010

bend a quack

Bending over when releasing a giant fart.

MAN#1: Look at that old lady, I bet she's going to bend a quack

MAN#2: No she's not, she just picking up her car keys.

OLD LADY: Excuse me young man, where are the toilets? I've just shat meself on account of the quack I just bent.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 25, 2010

Bender

Someone who has a incredibly dusty chin strap (aka, road kill). This absolute joke is known for his knob hawk behaviour, and inability to bury around the net, and their disgusting habit of wheeling saggers.

Hey meggs, o show, check out that bender, i hear his name is Justin Cundari

by Mttgarv October 6, 2010

bender

Noun: One who bends at the ankles while skating.

Look at that kid I just deked out. He's such a bender!

by Bdizzle007 December 4, 2010