Butt Batter

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.

Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.

by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017

butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with

At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!

by Varrdg November 17, 2017

Brownie Batter

When your eating someone out and they take a shit so you continue to eat them out with the shit all over.

Bro i was giving this chick a brownie batter last night.

by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Ass battery

Crystal meth that has been or will be injected into the anus.

I’m tired babe, Ima need a ass battery quick.

by Hazmatt10to2 November 21, 2020

Gaige Battersby

A great guy who everybody likes. He is the reincarnation of god himself and will punish those who disobey him.

I sure do love Gaige Battersby

by IncognitoSaint March 16, 2021

Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021