Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017

Bandit

Juice WRLD

Juice WRLD: ‘I’m the definition of a bandit’

by l.sknoT.l December 1, 2019

Bandit

In Air Force terms, a Bandit is an alien aircraft that is posing a threat towards the pilot.

Example 1:
Pilot: *Shoots down an enemy airplane"
Pilot: "One bandit down!"

Example 2:
Pilot: "Bandit, two o'clock!".

by Proud_Deplorable May 20, 2019

wrench bandit

A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.

Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"

by Tellish September 23, 2016

Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

biracial bandit

Bitch ass nigga who's half and half

Why are there so many biracial bandits in here?

by U got me July 15, 2025

buoby bandit

A 1984 cruiser ultra vee 336 hauling chicks with a minimum bra size of C cup or larger

I’m taking Brittany in the buoby bandit to get some A&W!

by Changa22 April 2, 2019