Skip to main content

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.
Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"
by Bhetty November 30, 2022
mugGet the Blue Banditmug.

Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
by SammyChica April 15, 2023
mugGet the Funeral Banditmug.

Bandit

A bandit is a violent,aggressive and lawless criminal that usually partakes in crimes such as robbery,assault and the dealing of drugs. Bandits are also armed gangsters.
The man toting a pistol robbed two men and assaulted 3 people,he's a bandit !
by Therealest_alive December 11, 2021
mugGet the Banditmug.

Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023
mugGet the Laker Ice Banditmug.

Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021
mugGet the Graphite banditmug.

Bandit

I am the definition of a bandit
by Dakshhh January 17, 2020
mugGet the Banditmug.

Sticky Bandits

These sticky bandits stole three bottles of wine right in front of me.
by datta May 16, 2023
mugGet the Sticky Banditsmug.

Share this definition