Butter Penis

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.

Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.

by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009

lady butter

When a girl gets wet- lady butter is the wet stuff. Female natural produced lubricant.

The excess lady butter ruined my underwear!!!

by Esoraina April 15, 2014

Butter Face

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

As in: everything is hot but her face.

Guy 1: I went home with that brunette from the bar last night.
Guy 2: The one in the red shirt?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: What?! Dude...she may have had a nice ass but she was a butter face!

by Jessssica November 29, 2007

Butter Dubinson

To write down personal information (sometimes while drunk) to give to someone, and there is no chance in hell of reading what it says.

He tried to give his number to that Butter Troll, but all he gave her was a Butter Dubinson.

Or

He's so sloshed that he can't even write his own name, he's such a Butter Dubinson

by Patrick Danielson May 06, 2005

Butter Lips

At derogative term for a dog who drops a ball or frisbee when playing catch or fetch.

Aaaah come on butter lips! Catch the darn ball!

If your lips touched it, you should have caught it... butter lips...

by NiftyMonkey October 05, 2010

butter head

fine body... butter head gotta go!

Did ya peep out da butter head on isle 5?"

by DEZ November 14, 2003

Crack butter

The smelly sweat mixed with shit found in the crack of an ass.

After working all day, Jim noticed the smell of crack butter coming from his pants.

by David Faircloth June 21, 2005