bum pirate 

A bum pirate is one (usually a male) who frequents night clubs and other social hotspots and then, after drugging their victim with rohipnol, proceed to sodomise them; hence, they are "pirating" people's "bums".
It may also refer to anyone preferring to anally rape their victims.

Jeffrey dahmer was a bum pirate of note.
Bum pirates usually go to jail if caught, where they in turn have their bums pirated.

bum pirate by Matija Lazic May 30, 2006

Bum Cloak 

A cloak worn by bums or hobos. Most notably by Aragorn in a brief clip of Fellowship of the Ring.

-Hey, did you see that guy's bum cloak?
-Yeah, what a fashionable hobo!

Bum Cloak by Bumsly Adams May 1, 2011

Bum Jumper 

Australian slang for a flamboyant homosexual male Noun

Hey Dirk, check that bum jumper out in the Miata, he has some throat yoghurt stuck in his goatee from a felching session.

Bum Jumper by Bing Tockley January 20, 2009

bum sick 

being in a situation when you have diarrhea.

do you want to come down the pub or are you still being bum sick?

bum sick by P1eter July 19, 2007

bum tickling 

A rather naughty form of tickling.

Indeed there is an entire world of bum bum just waiting to be tickled.

I don't however condone tickling anyones bum bum.

Edward likes to tickle his fair share of bum bums.
That fact alone should un-invite you to start bum tickling.

bum tickling by ExtremeBogom March 18, 2008

Bum Rocket 

When you poo and it exits your colon at over 30MPH

Guy1: I just went into the bathroom to take a large poo, and rather than having a normal bowel movement it removed itself from my ass so fast that it ripped my ring!

Guy2: Dude! you just bum rocketed!

Bum Rocket by Achmed Mgesturettegortoryfaggo July 12, 2010

bum bum 

A backside, behind, bottom, derriere, or tush that is the epitome of the peach emoji. It is so amazing that you have to say it twice. To look at it is completely hypnotizing & has you acting out of character. You respect it so much that you would never cross any boundaries, but it will make you go for broke. 🍑🍑

It's got me doing crazy things, it's your bum bum. That's got me up here in the ceiling, it's your bum bum. I'm throwing cash like it's nothing, it's your bum bum. I wish I could go & touch it, it's your bum bum.

bum bum by cxlemonade October 16, 2020