Blondie casual

When you ask what should I wear? They say it’s casual. But you show up in a Blondie shirt.

I said causal not Blondie casual.

by Lowballs49 August 4, 2023

booty blinded

when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk

guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!

by clarkbenson June 9, 2011

hot blondie

an extremely attractive, blonde haired girl.

Kate Upton, Nina Agdal and Britney Spears are examples of ladies considered a hot blondie

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Indiana Blinder

The act of ejaculating onto the eyes of an unsuspecting man or woman whilst he or she she is sleeping. Upon drying, the residual crust incapacitates the man or woman's ability to open their eyelids.

Dick: "What are you doing back so soon? I thought you were going to that chicks house tonight."
John: "We were getting it on and she fell asleep, so I gave her the ole' Indiana Blinder called it a day."

by Peterbuster September 5, 2013

Texas Blond(e)

1. An unnaturally blonde-haired female who does not have the other natural features typical in lighter-haired individuals such as light-colored eyes (blue, green, or gray).

2. A darker-haired lady with brown eyes who has dyed her hair blonde.

That blond(e) has brown eyes. She must be a Texas blond(e)!

by Bob D. Bomb March 12, 2015

little blond coconut

Small blond minded girl who is colored on the outside and white on the inside

Dang you little blond coconut

by Amaya and Evony February 11, 2017

Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010