When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.
Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
The act of one bro spitting on another bros cock whilst he is mid-flow at the urinal
"Went to take a piss cos I was 6 pints in when Lil Johnny comes up and stands at the next urinal, with all the love and emotion of an airport reunion. I'm going full flow when he looks down and spits right on the shaft of my flacid water pipe, looks up with teary eyes and says "what a beautiful moment between bros!"
You always hear (or watch a movie about) a professor that thinks the mailmsn is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriet Tubman was a spy from the Motherland or that Jim Carrey was spy from Canada, these professors seem to have an imagination limited to what they see when they walk outside.
The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a spy from Central America because he was afraid that people would think he was racist if he said it out loud to anybody.