Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

Bandit

Somebody, particularly female, who has stone cold tendencies

Mar, stay away from that bandit! They're real unpredictable.

That bandit cant be trusted dont be goin around just givin shit to her

by Jones3507 June 13, 2023

Invisalign bandit

A member of the homo genus who loves to give blowjobs and queef to a variety of species out of a gas station glory hole.
They can be identified by their love for Invisalign and sagging of the pants.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024

cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017

bandit

a gay bitch thats fat eshit

bandit looks like a chicken pot pie

by Kozzau October 27, 2021

Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit

The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit is a big black nigger that goes around Ohio tickling people's butt cracks and sometimes on special occasions, their holes.

The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit made me lose my virginity!!!

by ohio-butt-tickling-bandit May 30, 2024

Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"

by secretsquirrel2 July 29, 2014