flagpole adventure

The act o hiding a boner by flipping it skyward and tightening your belt to hide it. With the tension on your cock you pull back and have a male or female shit in between your cock and lower stomach and let go of your rager and watch the feces splatter across your body and have your partner lick it off of you.

Hilary Clinton gives nasty flagpole adventures... you heard me.

by porkhammer117 September 3, 2009

triple agent

Someone who you think is your friend, but then betrays you for the sole purpose of capturing your other friend who is a double agent.

Oblivious Motherfucker: How could you betray me?
Triple Agent: I only betrayed you so you could uncover the truth about Nina!
Oblivious Motherfucker: But Jack is my best friend! You are nothing to me now!
Triple Agent: Actually I'm all that you've got.

by TheWhiteBowser October 3, 2016

pulled an agent

agent orange... smart ass whos getting the sack..

jimbo pulled an agent on that one..

by gaznet September 18, 2006

pulled an agent

The act of working in a call centre and either giving or receiving sexual pleasure using nothing but the underside of your desk or your partner's chair.

"you see him, he pulled an agent, it was like a circlejerk gone horribly wrong :S"

by FANTASTICO September 25, 2006

FBI_Agent

a god damn lunger

ah shit, Fibs pissed in my cheerios again.

by sismit September 23, 2003

Make LeBron a Free Agent

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")

Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".

by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

avante

a terrible cheating liar who has thousands of side hoes and tries to flatter a girl so he can get in her panties

"Baby, you're the only one." said Avante.
"Okay, I used to be into her." said Avante.
"Everyone else is lying, I dont like her, I like you.

by lexie.girelli May 8, 2018