Andres

Usually has sex with his sister and is usually from Columbia and makes jokes about him having intercourse with your mom or sister and saying you don’t have a sister you’ll have one in 9 months and says HOT and said “hardness is temperary and virginity is forever”
“Andres has sex with his sister
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Andre

A guy who thinks he's good at sports but is not, lies very often but is always up to date on music and games.He tends to be bisexual but is more into guys. Andre is normally tall with blue eyes and blonde hair. He never gets the girls throughout his life in school but finds the lucky guy/girl in college
Don't be such an Andre, your acting so gay
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A person with bad luck and a shity life bUT always see the good of people and life.
Don't let people know how bad he is and always try to help friends to be happy
Andres don't have a girlfriend, job or money but how care because he is awesome.
Andres never cry in Facebook for attention
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Beautiful, funny, smart, strong and awesomeness.
The best person you can know and if you have and Andres in your life you are bless with luck
Today will be and Andres day
(Today will be a good day)

-I win the lottery

-you are such and Andres
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Andres is like the dude from the most interesting man in the world commercial. He is always dressed to the nines, gets the hottest girl, can build anything, works hard but love to enjoy his beer at the end of the day. Chicks love him guys wanna be him the end!
Andres is cool as fuck!
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His psn is McLovn_1 and he loves sweaty balls.
His instagram is AndresSantillan
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Andre is the name of the nicest guy ever. Allways happy and whants the best for his friends. He aint that sport guy hes more the computer guy. Girls that know andre often think hes cute. Hia friends will notice but he wont. He will se them as friends. Every 1 will he see as friens. If they are nice. If he falls in love w som on he gise for nice not butifulnes. And he often jokes and do other stuff to make peapole happy he can even do it in a werd way. He whants the best.
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