Christian Bail

The moment when a regular churchgoer gets so fed up with all the bs that they stand up right in the middle of the service and deliver a searing expletive-laden tirade before storming out.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Does anyone here even know what the fuck is going on? All you people ever do is babble about meaningless bullshit and nothing ever gets done. You can't justify anything you've said, ever, and I'm not going to take this anymore! You're all full of shit! Fuck this, I'm out.

Wow, I think he just did a Christian Bail.
by kiwi_david August 15, 2010
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Christian Eyes

You can always tell if someone is a "Born-again,""Pentacostal" or "Evangelical" Christian by looking in their eyes. In the eyes of these people, you see total self-assuredness, unabashed smugness and a general sense of superior virtue.

Christian Eyes, to the non-Christian, have an eerie glow or shine that makes one feel as though something terrible is about to happen.
"You can tell Sarah Palin is a Christian because she has Christian Eyes. It weirds me out."

"I was just walking along, minding my own business and then some guy with Christian Eyes looked at me and I felt really uncomfortable."
by Savage Parcel January 31, 2010
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Christian Audigier

A expensive clothing brand made by Christian Audigier himself. Many designs bare a similarity to Ed Hardy, but is slightly diffrent. Other brands from Christian Audigier include Ed Hardy and Smet. Mostly worn by rich people such as african american, vietnamese and chinese peoples, some caucasians and very few latinos.
1st person: Dam yo... love da kush design on ur Christian Audigier jacket.

2nd person: thx yo... eww look at dat fag wit da DC skater shit
by vietxsouth October 15, 2008
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Refried Christians

Also known as the Born Again Christians. These are people who have, in a sudden paroxysm of irrationality, abandoned decency and toleration and embarked on a perfervid, lifelong rant against anything that does not conform to their turbid Dark Ages theology.
The goddamned Refried Christians beat the crap out of that poor gay guy.
by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004
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Christian Bale

To dress up in a batman outfit and beat up your family members.
"fuck with me one more time and ima go christian bale 4real motherfucker!"
by Christian Bale77 August 17, 2009
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Christian fucking

When a female virgin lets someone have anal sex with her so as to maintain her virginity in the eyes of God.
Marie doesn't want to lose her virginity until she's married, so we did some Christian fucking instead.
by C-Lo R. November 12, 2007
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Oaks christian

The best high school football team in So Cal. A team that is far better then the Warriors across the street (Westlake). When ever they meet everyone in town come to see Oaks win the championship over Westlake and hear Westlake complain about it for another year
hey did you see Oaks Christian take home their 7th Championship by beating Westlake 29-28 last night
by Westlake Hater July 05, 2011
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