Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

panda pandas

1. A one-night stand
2. To love somebody so bad you're on the brink of raping them

panda pandas is how i roll

by cynthia_smith123 July 18, 2007

Close Panda

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.

"That is so Close Panda!"

by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009

Panda

A holy and sacred animal put on this earth so that we would be happy. They sit on their butts most of the day eating bamboo like in the picture below . However, these sacred animals population is decreasing and they are on the verge of extinction. We have to save these pandas so we can forever admire their cuteness or else they One True Panda God will unleash his wrath.

Panda UwU

by Bitkrin November 21, 2019

Das Panda Sonic

Imagine your friend ships themselves with shadow the Hedgehog

Why is he so weird das Panda Sonic

by Fffffffffffffuuuuuuukk November 22, 2021