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Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!
by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010
mugGet the Floor Childmug.

floor burger

a burger that’s on the floor.
person one: hey want a floor burger?

person two: the fuck is a floor burger

person one: a burger that’s on the floor you dimwit
by magnusslashfuneral May 27, 2022
mugGet the floor burgermug.

floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees
That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard
by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009
mugGet the floor headermug.

floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 5, 2008
mugGet the floor clothesmug.

Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.
by shredder141 September 30, 2010
mugGet the Floor Divermug.

Floor chink

Someone who lays prone on an objective
That man is a total floor chink.
by MulletCar December 8, 2022
mugGet the Floor chinkmug.

Scrubbed the floor

Giving head while someone is on their knees.
Going by the state of her knees, I assume she scrubbed the floor
by Figlet nieve November 18, 2023
mugGet the Scrubbed the floormug.

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