dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
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Reeboks Dusty

“Armpits musty
Reeboks dusty

My show got cancelled ‘cause white folks don’t trust me”

- Zach Fox
Jesus is the one

Reeboks dusty.”

“Word”
by Punjabi_Pirate January 24, 2022
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dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.
Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.
by Mrficklepicke September 11, 2020
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Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.
Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.
by Krustyclown September 01, 2021
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Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.
Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.
by Krustyclown September 01, 2021
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dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011
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dusty munger

mountain phoenix student slang
1. a dumbass bitch, usually be tippin
2. slapping someone hard af on the back out of no where for no reason
1.
individual 1: yo you hear that fuckboy Foster William Gillette a dusty munger
individual 2: fuck bro, that mf do sex crimes and he tippin
2.
individual 1: *gives dusty munger*
individual 2: you should slit your wrists tonight
by realpizzahut December 28, 2023
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