Penguin

A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.

by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018

penguin god

1cripplingdepression1

1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god

by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018

Doan N the penguin

Dum stupid person big ugly pants

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum

by Big man wife having Giga chad April 24, 2022

Penguins

A group of black people who always huddle up like penguins and scream

Them penguins over there was talking about my momma.

by sloppy poppy May 11, 2018

The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.

Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

penguin interaction

sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless

i have been waiting for some penguin interaction

by yallnowhoiam October 5, 2007