James Anderson

A boy who looks like a small piece of poop that would come out of a baby's butt into a diaper. Usually smells like play doh and has a weirdly shaped torso. Kind of resembles a grasshopper in a way and is kind of stupid.

girl 1: dude that guy looks exactly like my baby brothers poop that I cleaned last night

girl 2: oh that must be James Anderson

by ninacapa December 10, 2019

James Platt

A sad man with no dad, he never fails to wee his bed and his pants are always brown. Volleyball Champion and disliked by many (especially mother and mohammed). Saddo who eats grass and dances on tables naked, he runs through farms fields naked like Theresa May, he is also an assistant swimming coach lmao. He throws a ball but doesnt get it back (no father ya see) and has no milk in his tea. oof. He plays Roblox for 10 hours straight and pees everywhere lmao, he also pees while doing volleyball on Tuesdays, what a ignorant little plum.

Ay look its James Platt playing volleyball, what a knob...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...

by Jacks Father Figure July 21, 2022

James DAGGA

Pro Skater and he pulls chicks
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Girl 1: OMG is That James! hes so hot
Girl 2: Ikr I wish he would nollie kickflip into vag

James DAGGA pro skater

by Lebred April 8, 2021

James Hepburn

A large spazmoidic person who thinks because they put a line in their hair we will all forget he fucked a 15 year old and got her pregnant, no ones forgetting you mong

A- "Hey man did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night"

B- "No I didn't catch it why?"

A- "Well James Hepburn was on there with his old 15 year old girlfriend wanting a dna test for his twelve children"

B- "Oh really haha"

by HepburnisaBitchboi April 8, 2019

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

james and flo

James and Flo the Power couple~ they are best friends. fuck buddies they are beautiful to look at. They will stay together until they die. They are each other’s shoulder to cry on but all guys will try to steal a flo

James: BACK OFF! Flo IS MINE!

Friend: they are James and flo~

by Dragon lover~ November 20, 2020

Dirty james

Somone who will quite literally do anything if they are drunk enough,
Nudes, sex, blow jobs, flashing, breaking and entering, Anything.

Harry:Did you hear that they drank somones vomit, what a dirty james

Bob: who are you and why are you in my house

by 19dollarfortnitecard November 8, 2021