Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

friendship cut

Where friends cut themselves with eachother to never make sure they’re apart

“I never want our friendship to end. Do u wanna do a friendship cut with me?

by Azalealuvssza December 22, 2022

Cut a grail

Fuck off

Nah, I ain’t promoting shit, the mod can cut a grail.

by SuperiorSquid December 13, 2020

Scream cut

Scream cut is when you put a lot of after-shave in your hand and then you smack it in the face of your friend when he has just shaved his beard.

Example of Scream cut

Carl: *just shaved his beard*
Oliver: *smacks Carl in the face with aftershave*
Carl: *screams of pain*

by Dawxace November 26, 2020

Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

clout cuts

(Verb): Driving fast and switching lanes through traffic, inches away from other cars. The more risky the lane change, the more clout you recieve.

Guy 1: Yo dude! Those clout cuts were sick! You got my respect brah!
Guy 2: Thanks broh

by RightWingAsian May 6, 2021

Crinkled Cut

References the world crinkled. It describes someone who is an alcoholic.

“Josh is absolutely crinkled cut”

by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022