Red apples

Exes with red flags

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.

by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023

Apple Out

AppleKing's way of saying goodbye or cya.

Person: "Bye Mr. Apple".
AppleKing: "Apple out mate".

by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) January 31, 2021

Apple Dildo

A dildo thats made for apples

Your an apple dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016

poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf April 27, 2018

Apple Period

A teacher who's on their period

Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.

by WWW.COMPASS June 07, 2023

Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 06, 2017

Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch

"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"

by Atomic Arrow December 22, 2017