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Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.
by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023
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Apple computer

Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).

As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.

Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).

A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.

Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!

Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
by Appledumpster June 25, 2017
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Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.
I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.
by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010
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The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.
Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.
by David Kahn December 2, 2007
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waxy apples

When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean
by Poseidon rulez April 7, 2015
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Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off
You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"
by killerpie202 June 10, 2018
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Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch
"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"
by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017
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