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Flid tard

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by Jos3pibrown November 10, 2016
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Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.
This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.
by BadMrSnake August 8, 2020
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Fuck-Tard

Conjunction word for "Fucking retard". Often used when you're pissed off at someone for being a stupid piece of shit. A fun little way to remind your friends that they are pieces of shit but it's ok because they're retarded.
Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
by no >:( November 12, 2020
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Dab-tarded

Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.
Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?

Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
by PhadeNot January 16, 2016
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He-tard

When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.
Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!
by Bundy_in_Chilton September 23, 2022
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Fuck Tard

A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.
“Hey Jessie, do you have the homework?”
I have a boyfriend!!!!”
“Wow, your a fuck Tard.”
by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019
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tard sacs

A tard sac is late lazy person
Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs
by Slurp me June 10, 2018
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