taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

eye taint

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.

Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.

by Dougiedougs May 14, 2018

Taint

A word used to say Goodbye, or to disingage from a conversation

Okay I’m shooting, Taint

by Mrshmat November 4, 2018

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

tainted

The act of rubbing any object on ones taint.

Oooh tainted milk!

by jpinsdg1 January 20, 2019

taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.

Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.

by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017