by taco67 December 24, 2022
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by Trucker69 October 24, 2017
Get the roast em off mug.Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
by ScryBaby June 13, 2017
Get the Roasting a marshmallow mug.A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
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Person: You look like the travis scott meal, fatass
you: Ok at least I taste good. You be looking like the entire McDonald’s kitchen. And dumbass nobody asked for your rat head to speak. Be lookin like the entire McDonald’s menu
And nobody asked for you to be here, pickle rick. Be built like the entire meal right there
Be lookin like them 20 piece chicken nuggets.
And an entire double quarter pounder with cheese sis
With a Big Mac on the side.
Just like your mom said to me
Anyways. Have fun Big Mac pickle rick. Enjoy your 20 piece chicken nugget
Oh and tell your boyfriend, that “he be lookin like the entire kfc chicken bucket meal. Cuz you so finger licking good. Just like your sister said to me too.”
so go take your spongebob looking ass back to bikini bottom
i dont know who you think you are? with that justin bieber lookin ass. but get out of here. nobody want yo burnt chicken nugget ass out here.
bitch be like: "justin fo eva bitch"
fricking corn on the cob
look like a bag full of funyuns
you know what? yur actually pretty
for a gorilla
Person: You look like the travis scott meal, fatass
you: Ok at least I taste good. You be looking like the entire McDonald’s kitchen. And dumbass nobody asked for your rat head to speak. Be lookin like the entire McDonald’s menu
And nobody asked for you to be here, pickle rick. Be built like the entire meal right there
Be lookin like them 20 piece chicken nuggets.
And an entire double quarter pounder with cheese sis
With a Big Mac on the side.
Just like your mom said to me
Anyways. Have fun Big Mac pickle rick. Enjoy your 20 piece chicken nugget
Oh and tell your boyfriend, that “he be lookin like the entire kfc chicken bucket meal. Cuz you so finger licking good. Just like your sister said to me too.”
so go take your spongebob looking ass back to bikini bottom
i dont know who you think you are? with that justin bieber lookin ass. but get out of here. nobody want yo burnt chicken nugget ass out here.
bitch be like: "justin fo eva bitch"
fricking corn on the cob
look like a bag full of funyuns
you know what? yur actually pretty
for a gorilla
by A bucket of loneliness November 19, 2020
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