zip face

A person who wears orthodontic braces

Person with braces: Hi guys
Guys: go away zip face

by Theangryfireman August 15, 2017

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters

Oh, Rodrigo is a fucked up skid face!

by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017

Face Quentin

Facebook jail.

Billy Bob got three days in Face Quentin for posting an Islamophobic meme.

by Heez Ded Gym April 18, 2018

Slanted Face

Used to derogatorily describe an autistic, or otherwise mentally handicapped, person.

Oh my god, I'm in my Socials class and this slanted face keeps screaming out loud, it's really pissing me off.

by iandelicisultragay April 19, 2018

Face Huggies

When a woman clamps her legs around her lovers face during cunnilingus like the face hugger from Alien

“Mary yelled “FACE HUGGIES” as she sat on my face last night”

by Pumpkinmunchkin October 11, 2018