turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 26, 2018
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smooch face

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!
Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.
by VSmooch February 05, 2018
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First Class Face

The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.
I was explaining a idea I had to a colleague and he gave me first class face and just walked away.
by BattlestarDumbgantica October 07, 2022
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Stale Facing

When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty
Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.
by Sometin Bout U Girrrl December 20, 2017
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irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.
"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"
by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023
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Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.
This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)
by Reediculous13 November 20, 2018
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