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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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dairy me

Cover me in sperm
I want you to dairy me so much Luke Walker from earby
by Vape King 420 November 30, 2017
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Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.
Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?
by keykodyssey December 6, 2017
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shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.
I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.
by Jessefro December 8, 2017
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Pinking Me Out

The act of shoving a pinky up someone’s asshole vigorously
Dave was pinking me out last night, and it felt so good!!
by Nigga Twain December 11, 2017
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ensizzle me

When someone piques your interest in a sexual and inspirational way.
Honey, you ensizzle me baby. Arghhh Argggh, go on and git it.
by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017
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Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet
(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.
by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018
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