equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

double-faced entendre

Someone who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

I'm a goner, I lost her, like why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad, babe. You double-faced entendre

by RandomDrunkGuy January 26, 2023

Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 19, 2022

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

HEART FACE SKULL FROG

(n): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized by Zakaria Khan, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment

“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”

“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”

“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”

by Rustold January 4, 2022