sex invertebra

I want to die please help. This isn't a meme this is a legit cry for help.

Her: You don't even do anything for our relationship. You just keep saying random shit

Him: Sex invertebra

by Vajvinder June 5, 2017

Sex

Sex is where you have a bit fun time to make a baby and that is called sex

Mum and Dad had Sex

by aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 5, 2022

Sex toy

When h have no fuck partner so u buy sex toy online

No I will not fuck my sex toy today

by WBAP December 14, 2021

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

sex

uhhh why you searching up this

"ahhh, daddy harder its a little too low ugh~" yea, sex sucks

by Stickingoutyougyat October 30, 2023

Peppermint Butt Sex

Putting hot sauce in the asshole for gay sex making it spicy

Hey wanna try peppermint butt sex?

by imoanLikeAMice July 31, 2022

Sex

Sex is when you fuck a person

I was in my bedroom, getting changed. I hear a knock on my door, it was my best friend. "Go away. I'm changing." I said. "That's even better baby". He walked in, locking the door behind. I say, "what do you want?". "You." He pushes me onto the bed on starts to take off my lacy bra and panties. He takes off his. "Call me daddy now." He said. He starts to fuck me really hard. "Harder daddy!!" I scream. He found my g-spot, and fucks me into hell. I start cumming. I go onto him and start to ride him. One hour later, we finish up, all sweaty and full of cum. "Wanna be more than friends babe?" He asks me. I nod. "Same time tomorrow." "Than its a date." He says. "That was the best sex ever." I say. And it was.

by RoseBerry26 January 23, 2022