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Sex

Something that I can't do with minors
Person 1: Bro! They just had sex with a minor!

Person 2: Not cool bro!
by xBlueDustx November 3, 2020
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Schrödinger's Sex

The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
Hi Mark, lets take a room and no one will know if we have Schrödinger's Sex
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021
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Sex god

by Batmanpayne m September 28, 2017
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barney sex

"i love having barney sex"
by sussybakasussybadussy June 23, 2023
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Affectionate Sex

"Affectionate Sex" is a type of sex, when people have sex cause of the need to show their affection as a friend or lover.
Joshua and Stacy had affectionate sex! Hilarious!
by cheoud August 4, 2022
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Sex

He pulled himself and the vibrator out. My vagina was bruised, throbbing, and bloody. I wobbly got off the table. Mr. Gansheroff immediately hand me some (baby) wipes. I used them to wipe my vagina. He also used other wipes-disinfectant wipes-on the table and vibrator.

After my vagina was dry, I put back on my underwear and uniform. Mr. Gansheroff boomed at me, “If this were to happen again, I’m blindfolding you, gagging you, cuffing you, and everything.”

Sex
by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
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Bad sex advice

I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice
Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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