Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression

Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.

by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025

Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”

by AECH.exe February 19, 2021

Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.

“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025

Shot ya in the face

Non consensual shooting of a load to the face or eye area.

Shot ya in the face:

I just shot ya bitch in the face yo, she didn't ask for it, but i did it anyways,

by Mysuggashack January 6, 2022

daddy face

A face a dominant male gets when he is doing/wand to do some kinky shit. It’s fucking hot.

Has anyone told you that’s you get daddy face when we make out?

by usernamefor500 August 15, 2019

Pornstar face

The face a pornstar makes when getting their cheeks clapped.

“Ciara has a pornstar face” or “Look at that pornstar face” or “pornstar face”

by ceekaine May 24, 2022

Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021