shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

Butter face

A clueless or stupid individual

Man she's a butter face

by Blahhhhhhblahhhh December 1, 2018

Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.

Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

by Shawl collah December 7, 2018

My face is just raining

it’s when you’re crying but don’t want to admit it

I’m not crying, my face is just raining

by XProHandsoap December 9, 2018

snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.

Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.

by Jeepin James July 6, 2017

Success Face

Commonly seen in porn - The face a woman makes after successfully deepthroating the entire cock she's sucking. The larger the cock. The more successful she feels.

She just throated the whole thing. Watch her success face after she releases.

by quicksterdnb July 20, 2017