The act of performing a queer fake grin to give the illusion of enjoying a job or career when in fact you hate the shit out of it. It is usually spotted as it is ingenuine and manufactured. You will also realize a worky boy smile when it looks as if someone just took a huge shart in their pants and they realized they are going to have to sit in it the rest of the day at their desk with the possibility of their co-workers discovering they shit themselves like a little baby.
Guy 1: Man I am having a great life. (worky boy smile)
Guy 2: Yeah it really looks as if you are enjoying your new job.
Guy 2: Turns to whisper to his friend in the next cubicle – Man that guy looks fucking miserable and like he just sharted all over himself. By the way do you smell that?
Guy 2: Yeah it really looks as if you are enjoying your new job.
Guy 2: Turns to whisper to his friend in the next cubicle – Man that guy looks fucking miserable and like he just sharted all over himself. By the way do you smell that?
by Smusher March 15, 2010
A male who puts himself down in front of women just to get compliments. Fishes for attention, and technically manipulates a girl to be with him.
Pick me boy- Hi! You're so pretty... but you probably think I'm ugly. I'll just leave you alone...
Female- Aw, thank you! I don't think you're ugly at all.
Pick me boy- Wait, you don't think I'm ugly? Does that mean you want to date?!
Female- Uhh, sorry no. But, I'm sure there's someone out there who's perfect for you!
Pick me boy- I knew you hated me... 🥺
Female- …
Female- Aw, thank you! I don't think you're ugly at all.
Pick me boy- Wait, you don't think I'm ugly? Does that mean you want to date?!
Female- Uhh, sorry no. But, I'm sure there's someone out there who's perfect for you!
Pick me boy- I knew you hated me... 🥺
Female- …
by kinque September 13, 2021
by BeckyBecky December 31, 2009
A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.
I couldn't get Johnny to pay up for that weed I lent him, so I hired a duffel bag boy to take care of business.
by Udy October 23, 2007
A group of guys at a bar or club, all wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be there getting clues to solve a crime/mystery.
(A play on words based on the Hardy Boys novels).
Ed Hardy Boyz (with a z) can be used to describe two guys at a bar or club, both wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be looking for guys to wrestle for a tag team belt (based on the Hardy Boyz of WWE). You should beware of Ed Hardy Boyz around tables or ladders.
(A play on words based on the Hardy Boys novels).
Ed Hardy Boyz (with a z) can be used to describe two guys at a bar or club, both wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be looking for guys to wrestle for a tag team belt (based on the Hardy Boyz of WWE). You should beware of Ed Hardy Boyz around tables or ladders.
"Man look at those Ed Hardy Boys harassing that waitress, they must be interrogating her for clues."
"Uh-oh, let's stay away from those Ed Hardy Boyz, I don't want to get into a TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match at this bar, at least while they're playing my song."
"Uh-oh, let's stay away from those Ed Hardy Boyz, I don't want to get into a TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match at this bar, at least while they're playing my song."
by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008
THE EXPLAINATION OF EMO BOYS KISSING
Matt: Dude, I think Angie's hot. I e-mailed her, sent her a fax and I sent letters to her but she dosn't check either!
Pete: I got this wicked plan.
( Pete whispers plan to Matt. )
Matt: Sweet! Let's go.
Pete and matt run to a public bar where Angie is.
Angie spotted the emo pair.
Matt: *Makes out with Pete*
Angie: *Approaches Matt* Hey.. Wanna go out?
Matt: Sure!
Matt: *Whispers to Pete* I.O.U
Matt: Dude, I think Angie's hot. I e-mailed her, sent her a fax and I sent letters to her but she dosn't check either!
Pete: I got this wicked plan.
( Pete whispers plan to Matt. )
Matt: Sweet! Let's go.
Pete and matt run to a public bar where Angie is.
Angie spotted the emo pair.
Matt: *Makes out with Pete*
Angie: *Approaches Matt* Hey.. Wanna go out?
Matt: Sure!
Matt: *Whispers to Pete* I.O.U
by UrbanDictionaryInfo November 24, 2007
The wife of an adult scout. Although these men are amazing, sweet, handy men who can do just about everything they are never around because they are shaping the minds of the future amazing men of the world. Every woman deserves a husband amazing as a boy scout but they should know that they are in for lots of camp-outs, banquets, and time spent in the woods. Not always a bad thing. But you have to be open-minded with nature and trees and non cleanliness of dishes because these are outdoors men and they are worth it.
woman one: "your husband is away AGAIN this weekend?"
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
by BoyScout'sGirl January 19, 2011