big kissy baby

A blue tic hound that Gets treated and spoiled more than any human being.

save all your table scraps for big kissy baby whose outside in the car with the ac on I don't want big kissy baby getting hot or hungry.

by Chainsawpartsonline April 19, 2018

token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.

"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"

by luchbochep October 6, 2022

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019

Splenda Baby

A person whom receives money from a sugar daddy/mommy but doesn’t send anything to get it.

“He sent you $100 and you didn’t send him any sugar? You’re a Splenda baby!”

by arizonasunflower March 24, 2022

Creamy baby

A small white person

"Looks at that creamy baby"
"What the fuck did you just say?"

by xxChoccymilkxx August 12, 2019

crono baby

(noun)
1. A person who owes their success not to talent or hard work, but to their cronies — friends in high places who pull strings, open doors, or hand them opportunities they didn’t earn.

2. The buddy-network version of a nepo baby (who rides on family connections).

“She’s not a nepo baby, she’s a total crono baby — her best friend runs the label.”

“Bro only got that job because he’s a crono baby in the mayor’s inner circle.”

by KayVee September 19, 2025

Glitter Baby

gay as shit, like so gay I swear to god

Omg that guy is so Glitter Baby

by Drewid's Apothecary February 1, 2024